Drunk as a hoot-owl, writing letters by thunderstorm. It's too dark to read the page.. Snap your fingers.

I like to write only when I have consumed enough alcohol to become entirely drunk. I am drunk most days, but I only write when a specific drunkenness has taken hold. These luscious scraps of scripting are my contribution to the world wide madness. May they bring your eggs to the boil and set your alarm clocks.