Like to write. Drink. Play with the kids. Losing hair. No despair - I'm married. I guess an affair is out of the question now. Bummer. Since nobody gets rich writing poetry - I've struck out there too! I guess I totally suck all the way around. Thank GOD for opinions. With highest regards and warmest wishes, I be, J. Alexander Fontaine

When BOTH my parents had cancer - I wrote funny stories with these pictures to raise their spirits. They got better. Not from the stories - but the stories made them smile. Made lots of people smile. So, I began showing them online and selling 8x10 copies from the stories. (pictures). Since it cannot be considered "art" - and I'm not published - who is these days - I do the very next best thing and sign and number each one of them. Here's how it breaks down. $5. No shipping. $5. It costs 1.50 to ship them. I put 3.00 towards the Children's Cancer Research Center - and I keep 50 cents. Poets don't get rich! :)